April 2012
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March 2012
8 posts
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone...”
– Dr. Seuss (via thathotbutter)
It’s when you not only realize this, but embrace it that you find what you never knew you were looking for.
February 2012
21 posts
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Chester the Furniture Inventor
K and I were talking on skype about the new bed she is getting from her husband for her birthday…
K: It’s the one that I wanted, it and it’s going to look soo good in the bedroom! Now I just need to find a new chester drawer set to refinish!
ME: a chester drawer? you mean “chest of drawers”? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! or is Chester, the name you give your chest of...
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If You Thought You Were Mad About Susan G. Komen... →
The fact of the matter is that the Susan G. Komen foundation’s business is NOT finding a cure for cancer. They are in the CANCER BUSINESS.
Pulling funding from Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings is bad enough, but spending OVER A MILLION dollars in DONATED FUNDS to sue 100 tiny charities for using “…for the cure”?! Think of what a million dollars could have done...
January 2012
16 posts
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I've caught the "I need a house" bug once again... →
I’ve never once, in the 6 properties I’ve owned, seen such a low price… $199k… are you fucking kidding me?! I can’t even imagine what that low of a mortgage would be… And this house is everything I want…
And you know what I hate most?! The fact I have to agree with someone. Cos I should own this place. And in a previous life I would have.
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Non-Penetrative Sex Alternatives for Teens →
Brought to you by the Department of the Interior.
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--->: The 15 Funniest Autocorrects From November... →
We’ve all seen the funny autocorrects. Hell, I’m a victim of them myself, but these are truly funny.
I wouldn’t even be upset if I got pulled over by a cop on a unicorn!
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Slavery Examples Used In Georgia School Worksheet... →
In case you needed a another reason not to live in Gwinnett County.
Mafia Now The Biggest 'Bank' In Italy Thanks To... →
If The Sopranos was still on-air, they could do a season in Italy just like the Jersey Shore. Tony would make a ton of money and bust heads while Carmela bought Prada and complained that there was no good place to get her nails filled.
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Okay, Okay, I get the message!
I’m sitting here working on a couple websites wearing a pair of yoga pants and sweatshirt with my unwashed hair in a ponytail and not a stitch of makeup on. Hell, I’m impressed I’m not still wearing my jammies! Ahhh, the joys of my line of work. I also have the tv on in the background.
An episode of WHAT NOT TO WEAR just came on and the chick they are performing their fashion...
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December 2011
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So apparently I'm hosting a small NYE gathering...
and wondering what to serve. It’s only going to be about 6 people, so I could do a full on dinner party. Or I could go much more casual and do appetizer type dishes. Most of the time I totally get off on doing stuff like this, but after the festivities of the past week or so, I’m just kinda blah about all of it.
Anyone have inspiration for me?
Theme ideas that I could then turn...
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